Jealousy in a bucket

OMGOMGOMG!!! *fangirlsqueal* I HAVE SEVENTY NEW NARUTO EPISODES TO WATCH!!! S.E.V.E.N.T.Y PLUS A NEW MOVIE!!! GYAH~! SO HYPER!!!

Also, I've decided, I'm going to adopt Naruto, because he is just that adorable!!!

(Btw, the title has absolutely nothing to do with anything, it was just something random dad said that I found hilarious... )

Well, now that that's out of the way... I'm /hoping/ that /maybe/ I /might/ get some of my Naruto fics up on DA... I HAVE NO IDEA IF I WILL, and even if I do, I'm likely to post a few chapters, update once, and then not touch it again for a year, so don't get your hopes up. ^^"

I'm in a completely Naruto-obsessive mood right now, so for the hell of it, I feel like asking you all (even though I probably already have a rough idea, if not a very good one) what couples you support for real, and crack-pairings you like, and those pairings you can't stand, crack or real. Oh, and who you obsess over, if any (Knows this is likely to cause at least one argument but doesn't care )

I support:
NaruHina
SasuSaku
ShikaTema
NejiTen
. . . and Ino-being-a-whore. (Jokes. That's just my way of saying, I pretty much don't care who Ino's paired with, as long as it doesn't conflict with any of the other pairings I support)

Crack Pairings:
Hmm... Tayuya X Hidan (I read it somewhere and it was absolutely hilarious! XD)
Um... I know there was another one... I'm pretty sure is was Sakura X someone from Akatsuki, but I can't think who...

Pairings I hate:
SasuHina (*dies*)
NejiHina (Not that I have anything against the fact their related, that doesn't bother me at all, actually. I just... really can't see it working...)
SakuLee (I don't /hate/ it as much, I just find it rather hard to read...)
SasuIno (He hates fangirls... nuff said >.<)
A lot (if not all) yaoi pairings. There are one or two exceptions, and a few I wouldn't mind reading, but over all, not my thing at all...

I obsess over:
Gaara (I will love him forever)
Itachi (. . . *squeal*)
Kyuubi (Don't ask XD)

So, yeah, enlighten me peoples!!! I wanna know! (*sings* ~I wanna know, can you show me? I wann know bout these strangers like me~)

Well, that's about all I have to say, I think... Um... OH! If any of you know of any good Naruto fics that include my favourite pairings LEMME KNOW!!! (I'm running out of stuff to read!! OoO T^T)

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